Chou Cute Box: why men are happier?!
Thursday, July 26, 2007
why men are happier?!
personally, me don't think men are happier... itz just this article me came across some time ago in the newspaper which got me thinking for a while... and it reads...
your last name stays put
the garage is all yours
wedding plans take care of themselves
chocolate is just another snack
you can be president
you can wear a white tshirt to a water park
you can wear no tshirt to a water park
car mechanics tell you the truth
the world if your urinal
you never have to drive to another petrol station toilet bcuz this 1 is too eeky
you dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
same work, more pay
wrinkles add character
people never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
the occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected
new shoes dont cut, blister or mangle your feet
one mood - all the time
phone conversations are over in 30 secs flat
you know stuff about tanks
a five day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
you can open all your jars
you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
if someone forgets to invite you, he/she can still be your friend
your underwear is rm15 for 3-pack
3 pairs of shoes are more than enough
you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
everything on your face stays its original colour
the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
you only have to shave your face and neck
you can play with toys all your life
1 wallet and 1 pair of shoes 1 colour for all seasons
you can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
you can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife
you can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Dec 24 in 25 minutes
just bit bit bored, want to type smthg :b haha~
-xiang sponge-
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